It's not Huangyan, it's Panatag!

China is being stupid and ignorant on all levels.

I have nothing against China, but seriously. How narrow-minded can you get?

If that's the case, then we should be using history against China too.

Dear China,


How are you? I heard you've recovered from your AH1N1 virus. I hope you're feeling fine. 


Anyway, just to inform you, if you're so insistent on claiming Scarborough Shoal based on historical maps and claims during the Yuan Dynasty, you've got another thing coming at you my friend.


If you didn't study World History, or Chinese history at the very least. I feel sorry for you, you've missed a lot in class. Kublai Khan - founder of the Yuan Dynasty - is a legitimate, documented and historical Mongolian Emperor. The Yuan Dynasty - founded by Kublai Khan and the historical claim's era - that ruled over China for almost a century, is in fact, and with all legitimacy, Mongolian. 


If you'd really like to use that historical claim, we might just bring our friends from Mongolia and discuss this history again. Maybe they'll have a second opinion.


If you continue on partying and bullying our pathetic navy on Scarborough Shoal, we're telling Obama!

TCCIC

Philippines

That should be the next action the Philippine government should take! Must note that as the P-Noy's next agenda for the day.

P-Noy's Noynoying Agenda:

1. Play with Joshua some PS3 games
2. Noynoying
3. Head to work, when there's no traffic - coz I made a stupid decision not to use sirens
4. Noynoying
5. Laugh at Arroyo's lame ass congresswoman job that I once held
6. Lunch - while Noynoying
7. Smile at my mother's grave for the rest of my life
8. Noynoying
9. Talk and work with Mongolia to make a counter claim 
10. Noynoying
11. Go home late, when there's no traffic - coz I still have that pathetic no-siren law
12. Noynoying
13. Dinner - while Noynoying with Joshua
14. Noynoying
15. Sleep - while Noynoying.

All options should be done. You could say this is some sort of diplomacy. Which reminds me, if that's the case, I should also send a letter to Mongolia to speed things up!

Dear Mongolia,


How's the weather there? I hope the Azkals didn't give you a hard time. I'm sorry about that Mongolian Barbecue sitcom during the 90's - that was Master Shooli's idea. I also didn't mean to associate you with my other friend, Steadler.


I just wanted to inform you that the Chinese are opening the doors and rolling out the red carpet for your part of the claim over your sovereignty over China. I'm quite sure you would find it very useful and an advantage.


If you're interested, you may RSVP to me. We're having a meet-up at the Embassy to shoot things out talk things out with China

Your new BFF,

Philippines

With that, I probably think the meeting would go very smoothly, I could only imagine peace.

CHN: Let's discuss Huangyan
PHL: About Panatag?
CHN: Yes. We're taking it by force. Based on written historical claims during the Yuan Dynasty that you've never been a part of,  and which is ignored by my history teacher that I don't know about, but I use it anyway against your poor country.
PHL: Oh, then we'd like you to meet our little friend from Mongolia, they're here to claim Scarborough too... along with you guys
CHN: le gasp
MNG: I heard you were claiming Scarborough based on historical claims. Can we claim it too? so as the rest of China - using the same historical basis?
CHN: What historical basis?

lol

Well, China's economy may be booming right now, but their narrow-minded thinking won't get them too far, especially with their oh-so-awesome "historical" claims.

History is history. They should get over it.

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xsprinter

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